Why the Space Needle is the Stupedist Fucking Thing Ever Built

First of all, let me tell you why I hate the fucking space needle.

• Its fucking small as hell. The only reason it looks big, is because it is so far away from Seattles skyline, therefor it appears bigger than it really is.
• Second of all, it is frequently referenced on the hit sitcom frasier and that show is a piece of shit.
• Third of all, it was built in the 1930s, and we all know about the 1930s

The space needle is not tall at all, not even a fifth of a mile high. it is nothing to be impressed by, it was built in 1962. Its like being impressed by the titanic; so what if it was the biggest cruise ship of its time, it crashed into an iceberg and most of the poor people on the ship died as a result.
Second of all, the space needle is the only reason Seattle is famous. If it werent for the space needle, seatlle would just be another west coast hippie town that no one gave a fuck about, AKA portland.
Three people have committed suicide from the space needle's observation deck in the 1970s. If it weren't for the space needle, three people would not have committed suicide.
If this blog isnt enough to make you hate the space needle, i dont know what is.


jig tough.